You couldn’t pay me to vote for the man, but gah-dayyum, I can’t fault anyone who decides to work on his campaign. Counterproductive. Hypocritical. I know. Still though, next to Tulsi Gabbard, he is my absolute last choice. But now I understand why I see his political ads run more than that damn commercial that goes “Oooh wee oooh” and older couples dance in a circle. (Google Pixels? Google Photos?) I’m equally tired of seeing both — and still don’t remember what the dancing commercial advertises.