Wait, wait, wait, I feel like somebody ripped out a page of the book. What ever happened with the fainting spells? Is that another post. I fully give you permission to tag me in that one. I want to know why you were collapsing so much.
The “by a minute” part about six months cracked me up. Eighteen rejections is a lot but it also is a splash in the face to those who shun unpaid internships. You never what you get while you’re there.