Make that two because this porn-ban discussion is stupid. I can’t even attempt to care about somebody giving themselves a hand job privately. Just don’t do it next to me. (True story: Happened to me once with a guy who sat next to me and got excited watching “Low Down Dirty Shame” and again two rows back two years later. I forgot what the second movie was, but it was not risque. Clearly I don’t have the best of luck in movie theaters. It’s why I joined Netflix.)